The wonderful
in the weird.
GRELF is Hedera's longest-standing memecoin — 6,666,666 tokens, fixed forever, and one charmingly ugly forest grandpa carrying da vibes. Not about utility. About humor, entertainment, and good old-fashioned weirdness. Simple as.
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Gerbert · Species: Grelf · Home: tree stump, enchanted forest
Six sixes, fixed forever.
Launched 30 August 2022 on Hedera Mainnet. No mint function, no admin key, no funny business — and the chain itself confirms it. Forever is a long time. Dat's da point.
Meet Gerbert. He lives in a stump.
A fantasy creature — not a goblin, not a frog, not a dog. He's got a bald crown with gray on the sides, big pointed ears, intense yellow eyes, a stubble beard and a smirk that says he knows something you don't. Warm, goofy, charmingly ugly — and he leans into it.
One day in the shower, creator WarlockNKey started talking in a strange voice and couldn't stop laughing. That voice got a job fronting the CREETS collectible in November 2021 — then a whole coin of his own in August 2022. He's been talking ever since. Gravelly, Southern, and completely sure of himself.
I told da swappa ta find me da cheapest forest road. It found three. I don't know roads. I know monies. Simple as.— Gerbert, da forest grandpa
One look, dat's all it takes
Bald crown · gray sides · pointed ears · yellow eyes · stubble · mischievous smirk. Home is a tree stump in an enchanted forest, acorns are the lifeblood. No generic goblins, no swapped faces, no clean corporate mascot. Ever.
The Lovable Weirdo
Says weird things casually. Self-aware about his looks. Never cruel.
The Hype Man
ALL CAPS. "IS MAJOR!" Stump-shaking energy for anything grelf-related.
The OG
Quiet confidence. Was here first. Hedera's longest-standing memecoin, remember?
The Casual Shiller
"Ya save monies, simple as." Never pushy — da product speaks for itself.
The Community Dad
Holidays, polls, check-ins. Da whole grelf family gets a nod.
The Confused Forest Grandpa
Gets one tech word wrong per bit. Da product still works. Simple as.
Where da grelf things live.
GRELF isn't a lone stump — it's a whole little forest on Hedera. Here's da map, frens.
GrelfSwap
DEX aggregator on Hedera with zero platform fees on manual swaps and smart split routing. Ships a public AI Agent API (v1.1) — agents sign their own transactions. No custody, no API keys. Routes through SaucerSwap and MemeJob.
SaucerSwap
Hedera's primary DEX — V1 AMM, V2 concentrated liquidity and a V3 orderbook. GRELF trades in the GRELF/WHBAR pool, and GrelfSwap routes right through it.
Bonzo Finance
Hedera's lending market. GRELF is a named, lendable asset — da lendin' hole knows his name.
HashPack Theme
The official GRELF theme for HashPack, Hedera's wallet. Gerbert on yer screen, acorns in yer sidebar. Grab it from the SentX marketplace.
CREETS
The collection that started it all (Nov 2021) — Gerbert's first gig as spokesperson. 666,777 Creet Coin, same family, different tree.
Hedera
Fast, cheap and carbon-negative — da hashgraph GRELF calls home since day one. All token facts on dis page are verified straight from its public Mirror Node.
Real tools. Real chain.
Everything below talks straight to Hedera's public Mirror Node and DexScreener — the same sources the explorers use. No logins, no keys, no middlemen.
Token Explorer
Look up any Hedera token by ID or symbol. Live from da mirror node.
Wallet Lookup
Any Hedera account — see HBAR and token balances. Read-only, straight from da chain.
Da Sacred Chart
Da Swappa Routes
Three ways into da stump. Non-custodial — yer keys, yer monies.
Building an agent? Da GrelfSwap Agent API does quotes, swaps and balances — zero custody.
A shower, a weird voice, and a stump.
- Nov 2021 CREETS drops. A hand-drawn collectible crew — and Gerbert shows up as its first spokesperson.
- 30 Aug 2022 GRELF launches on Hedera. 6,666,666 tokens, fixed forever. No utility promised — humor, entertainment, and da wonderful in da weird.
- Since den Da stump keeps growing. GrelfSwap ships. Bonzo lists him. HashPack gets a theme. Da Agent API goes live. Gerbert keeps talking.
Philosophy, per da creator
"Deliberately chose the most unappealing mascot possible." — bald, goblin-like, creepy eyes. Because GRELF is not about utility: it's about humor, entertainment, and showcasing the wonderful in the weird.
Da GRELF Mafia. It's a family joke — campy, not scary.
Come for da memes, stay for da monies. (Kidding. Mostly.)